2002 | Haines His Way

HITTING THE HAY (December 27, 2002)

THE MICE ARE STIRRING (December 26, 2002)

NO COUNT THEM NO DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS! (December 25, 2002)

NOT A CREATURE WAS STIRRING, NOT EVEN A MOUSE (December 24, 2002)

HO,HO,HO (December 23, 2002)

SANTA CLAUS IS COMIN’ TO TOWN (December 22, 2002)

THE STANLEY STEEMER INCIDENT (December 21, 2002)

SO IT IS WRITTEN, SO IT SHALL BE (December 20, 2002)

CREIGHTON BARREL (December 19, 2002)

THE V NOTES (December 18, 2002)

HAVING OURSELVES A MERRY LITTLE CHRISTMAS (December 17, 2002)

THESE ARE THE EGG NOTES (December 16, 2002)

THE MALAISE OF MODERN LIFE (December 15, 2002)

LETTING MY HAIR DOWN (December 14, 2002)

THE PALM SPRINGS STORY (December 13, 2002)

THROWING AND HURLING (December 12, 2002)

TERSE, FLORID AND TORPID (December 11, 2002)

COMING APART AT THE SEAMS (December 10, 2002)

WRAPPING UP THE NOTES IN A PRETTY PINK RIBBON (December 9, 2002)

MY CUP RUNNETH OVER (December 8, 2002)

WILD, WILD WEEKEND (December 7, 2002)

HUMMING/SINGING THE GLORY OF LOVE (December 6, 2002)

HARD-BOILED EGGS (December 5, 2002)

HELLO, I MUST BE GOING (December 4, 2002)

WELSH RAREBIT (December 3, 2002)

CHOMPING AT THE BIT (December 2, 2002)

GOING OUT ON A LIMB (December 1, 2002)

THE SATURDAY SHUFFLE (November 30, 2002)

THE FRENCH TURN (November 29, 2002)

TURKEY LURKING TIME (November 28, 2002)

EXTRAPOLATING A TITLE ON A WEDNESDAY (November 27, 2002)

DICK AND JANE (November 26, 2002)

THAT GREAT COME-AND-GET-IT DAY (November 25, 2002)

TIME IS A CRUEL MISTRESS (November 24, 2002)

WHAT A CLEVER LAD AM I (November 23, 2002)

IT’S DOTAY WITH ME (November 22, 2002)

I WONDER AS I WANDER (November 21, 2002)

WAXING AND WANING (November 20, 2002)

ROMPING ABOUT MERCILESSLY (November 19, 2002)

A COLON WITH A HAT (November 18, 2002)

SUNDAY, BLESSED SUNDAY (November 17, 2002)

ROAM FREE THE WILD WORLD (November 16, 2002)

WHATNOT (November 15, 2002)

THE STOLEN HOURS (November 14, 2002)

THE VIEW ASKEW (November 13, 2002)

WHAT A PERFECTLY USELESS WORD IS ELSE (November 12, 2002)

MAY THE HAINESIES/KIMLETS BE WITH YOU (November 11, 2002)

FROM WHENCE THEY CAME (November 10, 2002)

THIS IS OUR ONCE-A-YEAR DAY (November 9, 2002)

THE NAKED TRUTH (November 8, 2002)

THE DULY NOTED NOTES (November 7, 2002)

WHAT A REVOLTIN’ DEVELOPMENT THIS IS (November 6, 2002)

CARRIE ME BACK TO BRIAN DE PALMA (November 5, 2002)

GETTING OFF THE BUTT CHEEKS AND VAMOOSING (November 4, 2002)

HOW LUCKIE CAN YOU GET? (November 3, 2002)

THE MINI-MOMENTOUS DAY (November 2, 2002)

A FINE NOVEMBER (November 1, 2002)

THE SCARY NOTES (October 31, 2002)

THE DEEP DEPTHS (October 30, 2002)

GETTING MY BEARINGS (October 29, 2002)

ONE TINY LITTLE BAG (October 28, 2002)

WEEDING OUT THE WHEAT FROM THE CHAFF (October 27, 2002)

LET US EAT CAKE (October 26, 2002)

CARRY ON NOTES (October 25, 2002)

UNNATURAL AND INTRUSIVE TO MY INNER BEING (October 24, 2002)

FOR A CHANGE OF PACE (October 23, 2002)

THE SPURTING WATER HEATER (October 22, 2002)

THE INTERESTING NOTES (October 21, 2002)

THE NOT-SO-HAPPY HAPPY ANNIVERSARY (October 20, 2002)

YIPPEE KAYIYAY (October 19, 2002)

SEA LEGS (October 18, 2002)

BLUNTED BY TIME CONSTRAINTS (October 17, 2002)

RANT AND RUN (October 16, 2002)

THE LATE WAKE-UP CALL (October 15, 2002)

THE BARE MINUMUM (October 14, 2002)

THE BRAYING BIRD (October 13, 2002)

THE MOVING CURSOR (October 12, 2002)

THE EILEEN ATKINS DIET (October 11, 2002)

I HAVE RETURNED (October 10, 2002)

NO LOLLYGAGGING ALLOWED (October 9, 2002)

DEAR DIARY (October 8, 2002)

WHAT A SWELL PARTY IT WAS (October 7, 2002)

THE RETRO NOTES (October 6, 2002)

HERE IS MY BELIEF – IN BRIEF (October 5, 2002)

WHAT ELSE CAN I TELL YOU? (October 4, 2002)

A CONVENTIONAL DITHER (October 3, 2002)

OUR WHINES HAVE TENDER GRIPES (October 2, 2002)

THE OCTOBER COUNTRY (October 1, 2002)

CHAOS AND DISORDER (September 30, 2002)

THE MYSTERIOUS GOINGS ON (September 29, 2002)

THE NOTES SANS TITLE ARE SANS NO MORE (September 28, 2002)

RAISE HIGH THE ROOF BEAM CARPENTERS (September 27, 2002)

THE RATHER ENGLISH NOTES (September 26, 2002)

BLURRY DAYS (September 25, 2002)

THE MOON IS A HARSH MISTRESS (September 24, 2002)

IT’S DELOVELY (September 23, 2002)

SLEUTH (September 22, 2002)

THE NATIVES ARE RESTLESS (September 21, 2002)

SINGING THE TITLE SONG TO KOYAANISQATSI (September 20, 2002)

FOOLS RUSH IN (September 19, 2002)

THE LAY OF THE LAND (September 18, 2002)

KARMA, BABY, KARMA (September 17, 2002)

A BUNCH OF FIGS, OR THE FIRE AND BRIMSTONE NOTES (September 16, 2002)

THE WORKING SUNDAY (September 15, 2002)

NO DAWDLING ALLOWED (September 14, 2002)

A BRIEF ANNOUNCEMENT (September 13, 2002)

WHAT, MORE ANNOUNCEMENTS? (September 12, 2002)

THE FRUITION FACTOR (September 11, 2002)

THE ANNOUNCEMENTS CONTINUE (September 10, 2002)

CON BRIO (September 9, 2002)

HOW LONG WAS MY PARAGRAPH (September 8, 2002)

THE WILD PARTIES (September 7, 2002)

THE WALKING BLIMP (September 6, 2002)

MISSING SENTENCES (September 5, 2002)

THE LIVELY FAMOUR (September 4, 2002)

OUT OF THE LOOP (September 3, 2002)

THE NON-LABORIOUS LABOR DAY DOINGS (September 2, 2002)

NERO’S BACK IN TOWN (September 1, 2002)

LIKE A FESTERING COLD SORE IN THE MIDDLE OF WINTER (August 31, 2002)

AND THE BAND PLAYED ON (August 30, 2002)

THE VERY CONTRARY NOTES (August 29, 2002)

HAVING A HIGH OLD LIME (August 28, 2002)

SKIMMING THE NOTES (August 27, 2002)

BEING PEDANTIC ON A MONDAY MORNING (August 26, 2002)

LOUNGING ON A LAZY SUNDAY (August 25, 2002)

THE DIRECTOR’S NIGHTMARE (August 24, 2002)

CAWING LIKE MANIACAL HARPIES ON BAD ACID (August 23, 2002)

AND THEY’RE OFF AND RUNNING (August 22, 2002)

LET’S CALL THE WHOLE THING OFF (August 21, 2002)

CLIMB EV’RY MOUNTAIN, FORD EV’RY STREAM (August 20, 2002)

THE LONG AND THE SHORT OF IT (August 19, 2002)

NOT FOR ALL THE TEA IN CHINA (August 18, 2002)

THE SPICKY SPACKY WICKY WACKY SPICY CHINESE FOOD (August 17, 2002)

THE FAMILY UNIT (August 16, 2002)

THE OVERCAST THURSDAY (August 15, 2002)

THE NOTES WITH NO NAME (August 14, 2002)

CURIOUSITY KILLED THE CAT (August 13, 2002)

THE ZIPPY NOTES (August 12, 2002)

THE DAY OF THE LOCUSTS (August 11, 2002)

LIKE A HAMSTER IN HEAT (August 10, 2002)

KILLER BEES (August 9, 2002)

AT THE COPA (August 8, 2002)

THE WHIZ (August 7, 2002)

THE SOUND OF MOWING (August 6, 2002)

WHAT IS INTERESTING (August 5, 2002)

THE SIMONIZED SUNDAY (August 4, 2002)

CAT WITH A POST-NASAL DRIP (August 3, 2002)

THE 8/02 FIX (August 2, 2002)

A LOUD AND DEFIANT C# (August 1, 2002)

THE FIRST NOTES OF AUGUST (August 1, 2002)

THE RETURN OF MELTZ AND ERNEST (July 31, 2002)

UP WHERE WE BELONG (July 30, 2002)

VAMP UNTIL READY (July 29, 2002)

THE LAZY, LANGUID AND LIMPID SUNDAY NOTES (July 28, 2002)

INTRIGUE, DRAMA, SUSPENSE! (July 27, 2002)

SHAKING OUR COLLECTIVE BOOTIES (July 26, 2002)

SCRAMBLED EGGS (July 25, 2002)

BK’S HANDY-DANDY INVESTIGATIVE TECHNIQUES (July 24, 2002)

WHAT IS IT WITH PEOPLE? (July 23, 2002)

A HERMAPHRODITE WITH A CLUB FOOT (July 22, 2002)

THE BABBLING ME (July 21, 2002)

THE WIZARD OF NOTES (July 20, 2002)

THE WANING OF THE DAY (July 19, 2002)

BLEARY-EYED AND VAGUELY DISCONTENTED (July 18, 2002)

WHAT ABOUT BOB? (July 17, 2002)

LAYING BARE THE UNIVERSAL TRUTHS (July 16, 2002)

OFF THE CUFF (July 15, 2002)

THE DONUT ON MY BACK (July 14, 2002)

JUST THE FACTS, MA’AM, NOTHING BUT THE FACTS (July 13, 2002)

THE JOINT IS JUMPIN’ (July 12, 2002)

THE EPHEMERA OF OUR DAILY LIVES (July 11, 2002)

CORRUPTION (July 10, 2002)

THE HITCHCOCKIAN NOTES (July 9, 2002)

GRASPING AT STRAWS (July 8, 2002)

IT’S MAGIC! (July 7, 2002)

SOME LIKE IT FRIED (July 6, 2002)

THE SCAM (July 5, 2002)

THE RED, WHITE AND BLUE PANTALOONS (July 4, 2002)

I LOVE LUCH (July 3, 2002)

THE DOG DAYS OF SUMMER (July 2, 2002)

A SONG FOR JULY (July 1, 2002)

DAY ONE… DAY TWO (June 30, 2002)

NOT A WHIT OF WIT (June 29, 2002)

THE VERY SPECIAL FRIDAY (June 28, 2002)

YOU NEVER KNOW (June 27, 2002)

THE UNWIELDY HOLLOW VICTORY (June 26, 2002)

THE SHIPPING NEWS (June 25, 2002)

PLAYBOY OF THE WESTERN WORLD (June 24, 2002)

THE MOE FACTOR (June 23, 2002)

FINE AND DANDY (June 22, 2002)

THE CASE OF THE FROZEN AOL (June 21, 2002)

RANKLED IN A LEOPARD-SKIN DICKIE (June 20, 2002)

A TALE OF TWO TALES (June 19, 2002)

THE ELABORATE BUT CUNNING RUSE (June 18, 2002)

SWEET CLARITY (June 17, 2002)

THE PALTRY POSTS OF YORE (June 16, 2002)

JUMPING IN THE SHOWER (June 15, 2002)

BALLS IN THE AIR (June 14, 2002)

IS THAT MARY WITH A “Y”? (June 13, 2002)

SPILLING THE BEANS (June 12, 2002)

OFF-THE-CUFF (June 11, 2002)

THE PHOENIX RISING (June 10, 2002)

THE FAUX CARBONARA (June 9, 2002)

THE SOUND SLEEPER (June 8, 2002)

THE THEME OF TODAY’S NOTES (June 7, 2002)

THE BOXER SHORTS AND THE FLYING DISC (June 6, 2002)

A POWER SURGE IN A NUTSHELL (June 5, 2002)

THE FARMER AND THE COWMAN (June 4, 2002)

NOTHING SHORT OF GROTESQUE (June 3, 2002)

OUR VAGUE WORLD (June 2, 2002)

DRAWN AND QUARTERED (June 1, 2002)

THE SURPRISE ON THE PORCH (May 31, 2002)

TUT AND PHUT (May 30, 2002)

DEFORMED HEARTS (May 29, 2002)

NO RHYME OR REASON (May 28, 2002)

A SOUPCON OF NOTES (May 27, 2002)

AMBROSIA SALAD (May 26, 2002)

THE CASE OF THE REFRIED BEANS (May 25, 2002)

THE 200 BLOWS (May 24, 2002)

PROCEEDING APACE (May 23, 2002)

THE STRAIGHT SKINNY (May 22, 2002)

ARTICHOKES AND BROUHAHAS (May 21, 2002)

FLYING THINGS (May 20, 2002)

MUTANT VEGETABLES (May 19, 2002)

THE MAN WHO ATE TOO MUCH (May 18, 2002)

THE FRIDAY AFTER THE THURSDAY BEFORE THE SATURDAY (May 17, 2002)

SURF’S UP (May 16, 2002)

HEAVY TRAFFIC (May 15, 2002)

EXEMPLARY…BRILLIANT…GENIUS (May 14, 2002)

HOISTED ON ONE’S OWN PETARD (May 13, 2002)

MY NECK OF THE WOODS (May 12, 2002)

LETTING THE CHIPS FALL (May 11, 2002)

SMELL-O-VISION (May 10, 2002)

SIX MONTHS OUT OF EVERY YEAR (May 9, 2002)

SMOKING THE BACON (May 8, 2002)

HELL TO PAY (May 7, 2002)

THE COOKIES THAT KNEW TOO MUCH (May 6, 2002)

COOL, MAN, COOL (May 5, 2002)

THE HOOVER THAT WAS (May 4, 2002)

EATING A GUMMY HORSE (May 3, 2002)

THE KITCHEN COUNTER (May 2, 2002)

THE MERRY MONTH OF MAY (May 1, 2002)

FORGOING THE FLOGGING (April 30, 2002)

THE BIG EVENT (April 29, 2002)

ADDENDUM (April 28, 2002)

THE LATE NOTES AND WHY IT IS SO (April 27, 2002)

THE ROUGED ROGUE (April 26, 2002)

BELIEVE IT OR NOT (April 25, 2002)

NIGHT WRITER (April 24, 2002)

THE NIGHT BEFORE THE FOLLOWING DAY (April 23, 2002)

THE HOME STRETCH (April 22, 2002)

THE REVISIT (April 21, 2002)

THE MERRY PRANKS (April 20, 2002)

THE POUNDS THAT WOULDN’T GO AWAY (April 19, 2002)

THE BROKEN RECORD (April 18, 2002)

THE TONGUE AND THE XM (April 17, 2002)

THE SPURIOUS FOODGROUP (April 16, 2002)

FROM WHENCE IT CAME (April 15, 2002)

MY GOODNESS (April 14, 2002)

WELCOME TO BENIHANA (April 13, 2002)

FLEMISH ART QUIRKS (April 12, 2002)

THE NOBLE BARNES (April 11, 2002)

CAN’T STOP THE MUSIC (April 10, 2002)

INSERTING A SPACE (April 9, 2002)

THE FORGOTTEN CLOCK (April 8, 2002)

TIME MARCHES ON (April 7, 2002)

THE ASTONISHING AFTER-THE-FACT FACT (April 6, 2002)

THE MELTZ AND ERNEST STORY (April 5, 2002)

THE ANSWER MAN (April 4, 2002)

FORGET-ME-NOT (April 3, 2002)

BELOW THE JECT (April 2, 2002)

THE MERRY PRANKS (April 1, 2002)

IT CAME UPON ME UNAWARES (March 31, 2002)

AN URN OF LUMPEN GRAVY (March 30, 2002)

BAJA FRESH (March 29, 2002)

THE IMPORTANCE OF BEING ERNEST (March 28, 2002)

THE PASSOVER PLOTZ (March 27, 2002)

BEEP BEEP (March 26, 2002)

THE GOOD, THE BAD, AND THE OSCARS (March 25, 2002)

CUBING THE HAM (March 24, 2002)

NO MORE HYPHENS (March 23, 2002)

TAKE TWO TABLOIDS AND CALL ME IN THE MORNING (March 22, 2002)

QUAQUA (March 21, 2002)

THE ANSWER MAN (March 20, 2002)

FACTUAL INFORMATION (March 19, 2002)

CURDS AND WHEY (March 18, 2002)

BEING GREEN (March 17, 2002)

THE GENDER OF GRASSHOPPERS (March 16, 2002)

RUNNING AMOK (March 15, 2002)

THE UNCOUTH INTERLOPER (March 14, 2002)

THE DINNER PARTY (March 13, 2002)

CRAVING THE ENCHILADA (March 12, 2002)

SEARCHING FOR LIBERACE (March 11, 2002)

OMELET (March 10, 2002)

SPAM (March 9, 2002)

THE THIRD COMMENTARY (March 8, 2002)

QUESTION ME AN ANSWER (March 7, 2002)

A WAND’RING MINSTREL I (March 6, 2002)

VAMP TILL READY (March 5, 2002)

VIS A VIS (March 4, 2002)

SILLY FOOD (March 3, 2002)

OBFUSCATION (March 2, 2002)

CRAB CAKES IN TARZANA (March 1, 2002)

THE LAST OF FEBRUARY (February 28, 2002)

COITUS INTERRUPTUS (February 27, 2002)

THIS COULD BE THE START OF SOMETHING BIG (February 26, 2002)

STARTING HERE, STARTING NOW (February 25, 2002)

REDISCOVERING OSCAR (February 24, 2002)

A MORASS OF NOTHINGNESS (February 23, 2002)

I HAD A DREAM (February 22, 2002)

OPEN A NEW WINDOW (February 21, 2002)

THE BEGINNING OF THE END (February 20, 2002)

THE ADVENTURE CONTINUES (February 19, 2002)

ONCE UPON A TIME (February 18, 2002)

THE PORTRAIT OF GEORGE CHAKIRIS (February 17, 2002)

WILDER TIMES (February 16, 2002)

THE LONG WEEKEND (February 15, 2002)

MY FUNNY VALENTINE (February 14, 2002)

THE WAY WE WERE (February 13, 2002)

MEMORIES ARE MADE OF THIS (February 12, 2002)

HAVING YOUR HISSY FIT (February 11, 2002)

THE SUNDAY PAPERS (February 10, 2002)

DISCOVERING THE GNU (February 9, 2002)

THE MISSING PERSONALITY (February 8, 2002)

THE MONOPOLY METAPHORS (February 7, 2002)

GETTING SERVICED (February 6, 2002)

THE QUALITY OF SOCKS (February 5, 2002)

THE FOURTH BLURB (February 4, 2002)

DREAMING OF DONUTS (February 3, 2002)

THE FEBRUARY CONUNDRUM (February 2, 2002)

THE DRY NOTES (February 1, 2002)

COLE SLAW (January 31, 2002)

WHOLLY SCIENTIFIC AND PONDEROUS NOTES (January 30, 2002)

TELLING TALES (January 29, 2002)

YESTERDAY I HEARD THE RAIN (January 28, 2002)

SCOTCH TAPE (January 27, 2002)

THE MOUSE THAT ROARED (January 26, 2002)

I WAKE UP SCREAMING (January 25, 2002)

IF IT’S WEDNESDAY IT MUST BE FRIDAY (January 23, 2002)

THE THIRD BLURB (January 22, 2002)

THE SUBJECT WAS BLANK (January 21, 2002)

AN INTERESTING FACT ABOUT MEAT (January 20, 2002)

THE CRACK OF DAWN (January 19, 2002)

PSYCHO! THE MUSICAL (January 18, 2002)

THURSDAY IN THE KITCHEN WITH BRUCE (January 17, 2002)

THE FIRST BLURB (January 16, 2002)

MY AUNT FANNY’S EYEBALLS (January 15, 2002)

WEBSITE NOT RESPONDING (January 14, 2002)

THE SENIOR MOMENT (January 13, 2002)

ALWAYS ON SATURDAY (January 12, 2002)

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